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3 dead man going to heaven ^.^

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?" 


So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony." 


"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in. 


The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story. 

World cup & meggi cup

sejak akhir2 ni, ramai org yg tergile2 kan world cup..lagi2 kaum wanita, mengalahkan laki..aku heran..dlu x kecoh pun ade mcm2 cup...aku tahu la 4 tahun skali..tp over sgt...kalo laki, normal la..kalo xcte sal bola..x sah..kompem ade..even aku sendiri pun suke tgk bola..tgk je..main x..

ape kaitan ngn megi cup?.haha..pasal nk tgk world cup, aku kne selok mne2 duit siling, beli megi cup, tgk kat umah....tragis gak..tp ape leh wat..xde geng sgt nk tgk ramai2 kat kedai mamak...walaupun ade 5 port pasang wayang bola di sekitar rumah aku..tp aku rs malas....ntah la..mgkn sbb aku pk x berbaloi tgk sorang2..nk jerit, risau kne baling sudip,sudu, ape tah lg garfu...baik dok tgk kat rumah je..lgpun skrg ni rtm da tayang live sume game..ye la..nk final da..tggu beberape hari je..

nk ajak org ramai tgk final bersama aku pun, aku x tahu lg sape...x sanggup da aku makan megi je..da beberape game aku makan megi je...sume "benda" bau megi je..kalo bukan perisa ayam..tomyam..haha..sabar je la..